The fuck is this? The fuck is that?

I want to fix the world.
I like laughing, zebras, and nostalgic moments.


Sometimes, I can't turn on my brain. Sometimes I can't turn it off.

mypatronusisrorypond:

fuglypudding:

when you hear a guy talk and their voice is lower than you expected

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When you hear a guy talk and their voice is higher than you expect

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ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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artichokehold:

a toe truck

koblala:

WHY WON’T THIS GO AWAY I LEGIT HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT THIS

This is my favourite.

(Source: louiepalooza, via fuckyeahloldemort)

whorville:

Pop lock and drop all your classes

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