The fuck is this? The fuck is that?

I want to fix the world.
I like laughing, zebras, and nostalgic moments.


Sometimes, I can't turn on my brain. Sometimes I can't turn it off.
May 9

lagertha-lodbrok:

okayophelia:

tacticalnymphomania:

nellachronism:

loveforalia:

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

Lift up your lightsabers.

We lift them up to the lord.

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Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.

It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.

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(via puppetmoshpit)

May 8

(Source: -staygold, via neilorose)

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narcimallows: narcimallows: smile and clap along have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands beat-box scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear start a mosh pit striptease #what about screaming ENCORE, #that always gets me places in life

narcimallows:

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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shutupmerlin:

‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.  

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

May 7

theuppitynegras:

firstladysexyfineass:

mypocketshurt90:

supremecatoverlord:

walk2222:

narret:

Animals with Watermelons

the fucking parrot

I luv u waturmelon

An important documentary.

Were is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?

here he is

(via puppetmoshpit)

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youweremydreams: fvkc: what happened voldemort goes swimming

youweremydreams:

fvkc:

what happened

voldemort goes swimming

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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android18:

i find it kinda
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i find it kinda
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the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had

(Source: yzma, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

May 6

silverhex:

i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds

(Source: thelordsofsummer, via fuckyeahloldemort)